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paulftompkins: I love this a whole lot. - Paul bornofanatombomb: Paul F. Tompkins Character Alignment Chart Top row, l-r: Dave, Up All Night; Paul F. Tompkins, Laboring Under Delusions; Cale Boss, Comedy Bang! Bang! Middle row: Prescott, There Will Be Blood; Frank Doyle, The Thrilling Adventure Hour; H.G. Wells, The Dead Authors Podcast Bottom row: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Comedy Bang! Bang! live show; “Paul F. Tompkins,” The L.A. Complex; Furnius, Adventure Time

paulftompkins:

I love this a whole lot. - Paul

bornofanatombomb:

Paul F. Tompkins Character Alignment Chart

Top row, l-r: Dave, Up All Night; Paul F. Tompkins, Laboring Under Delusions; Cale Boss, Comedy Bang! Bang! Middle row: Prescott, There Will Be Blood; Frank Doyle, The Thrilling Adventure Hour; H.G. Wells, The Dead Authors Podcast Bottom row: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Comedy Bang! Bang! live show; “Paul F. Tompkins,” The L.A. Complex; Furnius, Adventure Time

the   gun   club

” for the love of ivy “

1981

thenoiboi:

murder by death - as long as there is whiskey in the world

we can drink away the heartache,
we can drink away the girls
that we long to love, but will never touch,
as long as there is whiskey in the world.

i
don’t
want
to be
saved.

i would like a croissant.

http://www.youtube.com/user/thelilthangs/

lastvhs:

Paul Scheer as Arsenio Hall

on 5/1 there are 48(!!!!!!) titles in my netlix queue whose rights are expiring.  what the hell do i do now?  8 movies a day? Yes (meaning no..)!

Wellllllp, at least gonna start with Killer’s Kiss, The Big Knife, Cul-De-Sac, Deranged, Open House & The Burning.  We’ll see how that goes.

"i like sleeping alone
stretching out like a skydiver
cool patches to roll onto
i should appreciate it more"

-Mad Men, S4e8: “The Summer Man”

i like this show.

earwolf:

Listen to this clip from today’s By The Way, In Conversation with Jeff Garlin where Conan O’Brien recalls being roommates with Jeff in Chicago. Click here for the full episode!

Jeff Garlin’s podcast is immediately, 8 episodes in, one of my favorites.  I need to go to a taping one of these days. 

Also, perfect title to the podcast/show.  PERFECT.  I’d be willing to bet he says “By the way” at least 20 times an episode. 

just0sand1s: “I have been watching my life. It’s right there. I keep scratching at it, trying to get into it. I can’t.”

just0sand1s:

“I have been watching my life. It’s right there. I keep scratching at it, trying to get into it. I can’t.”

looking around the room going “goddammit, where’d i put that fucker (“lit cigarette”)?”

—that’s me & a 56 year old divorcé. same thing.

you’re just a man

in a room

with a checkbook.